Well hello there, people, places, and things. I know, I may or may not have mildly exaggerated about the influx in posts, but relax, you'll get them all in good time. And now to the good stuff!
Back home in the United States, fast food chains are an ubiquitous part of nearly every city and town, all across the country, to the point where the question isn't necessarily if a place has a fast food joint, but which it happens to have. Through the magic of business expansion, this now applies with increasing frequency to Germany too.